Johnson Boy
Bed Locker Towels - Set of 5
Bed Locker Towels - Set of 5
A cleaner quicker prep routine - wherever you are.
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Let’s call it what it is: there’s a time and place for baby wipes, borrowed gym towels, and… socks. But you’re not living in student halls anymore. Your bedroom deserves better than a panic-grabbed sock or a roll of kitchen paper.
Introducing Bed Locker Towels — the discreet, elevated cleanup essential for men who like fun without the fuss.
Five ultra-absorbent, machine-washable towels
(3 black for stealth, 2 white for accountability).
Soft, high-absorption, quick-drying. They handle the aftermath with more class than a boyfriend wiping his browser history.
No sticky wipes.
No crusty “decorative” towels.
No science-experiment socks.
Just clean, reliable fabric that resets the room fast.
Because real men don’t hide the mess — they’re ready for it.
Retire the wipes. Free the socks.
Ready. Aim. Absorb.
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WHY THIS KIT
Clean prep shouldn’t be stressful. This 3-in-1 kit gives you shower, tap, and bulb options in one sleek setup so you’re ready in any bathroom, any trip, any situation.
WHATS INSIDE
• Premium shower douche attachment with 3 interchangeable nozzles
• Bidet-style faucet/tap attachment with secure metal clasp + 1.7m hose
• Bulb douche for quick, simple rinsing and travel
FEATURES
• Three complete cleaning systems in one
• Full control over pressure & temperature from your own tap or shower
• Choose your method depending on time and preference
• Three nozzle sizes for customised comfort
• Long hose for easy movement and positioning
• Travel-ready bulb douche for weekends away
• All parts detach for quick cleaning & drying
• Secure fit for most round/cylinder-shaped taps
MATERIALS & QUALITY
MATERIALS & QUALITY
Chrome metal fittings
Smooth silicone bulb
Durable, flexible hose
All shipped discreetly in minimal packaging.
THE RESULT
A cleaner, faster, more reliable prep routine—without the mess, stress, or uncertainty.
Just peace of mind, every time.
FAQs
Will this fit my tap or shower?
The kit fits most round or cylinder-shaped taps found in bathrooms and bathtubs. It won’t fit square or unusually shaped taps. If you’re unsure, send us a photo of your tap — we’ll confirm before you buy.
Is it safe to use?
Yes. The kit uses low, controllable water pressure, and the nozzles are smooth, rounded, and comfortable. It’s designed specifically for gentle, hygienic douching.
How do I control the water pressure?
You control the pressure using your tap or shower handle, just like normal. Start low, increase slowly, and stop when you feel clean. No surprises.
How do I clean the kit?
All parts detach easily. Rinse with warm soapy water after each use. Dry fully before storing. The metal head and silicone pieces are designed for repeated long-term use.
Is it discreet?
Yes. The kit is compact and easy to store. Packaging is 100% discreet — no branding on the outside.
Can I travel with it?
Absolutely. Every part disconnects and fits neatly into a small bag. Perfect for trips, weekends away, and discreet carrying.
How long before sex should I douche?
Most people douche 30–60 minutes before. A gentle rinse with the right pressure keeps you clean without irritation.
Does it come with different nozzles?
Yes — three interchangeable nozzles so you can choose the size and style you prefer.
Is this better than a standard bulb?
Yes. A bulb pushes water in one squeeze — this kit gives you steady, controlled flow, better hygiene, and a much more comfortable clean.
What if it doesn’t fit my tap?
If it doesn’t work with your setup, we’ll replace it or refund you. No hassle.