Johnson Boy
The Complete Ritual Kit
The Complete Ritual Kit
A cleaner quicker prep routine - wherever you are.
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This Bundle saves you £35/€42 — the cost of a full douche kit or a premium lubricant.
Confidence where it matters most.
This bundle guides you through every step - prep → clean → play → reset - keeping you fresh, comfortable, and fully in control. No second-guessing. No awkward surprises. Just total confidence every time.
What’s included:
THE ULTIMATE DOUCHE KIT
Your prep foundation. This 3-in-1 system gives you every cleansing method you’ll ever need.
• Shower attachment: hands-free, consistent pressure, zero fuss. Perfect for home.
• Faucet adapter: quick-setup when you don’t have a shower to work with. Convenient, discreet, and reliable.
• Bulb: the travel essential - compact, controlled, and ideal for fast prep.
Every component is engineered for smooth water flow, gentle pressure, and maximum comfort. Whether you’re getting ready at home, at a partner’s place, or in a hotel, you’re covered.
INTIMATE CLEANSING GEL - DOUCHE GEL
Your upgrade from ordinary soap. Designed specifically for intimate areas - soothing, non-stripping, and formulated with mild ingredients that keep the skin calm. It cuts through odour, sweat, and buildup without irritation, leaving you feeling clean before and refreshed after. Ideal for men who want peace of mind without drying out their skin.
RAW SILK LUBRICANT - XL
If you want smooth, seamless movement with zero drag, this is it. Raw Silk gives that “barely-there” glide that lasts — no stickiness, no sudden friction, no watery fall-off. It performs under pressure, stays consistent even during long sessions, and rinses clean. The XL size makes sure you never run out when it matters.
BED LOCKER CLEAN-UP TOWELS - PACK OF 5
Your aftercare secret weapon. These towels are soft, absorbent, and discreet enough to live in your drawer or travel bag. They lock in moisture quickly, clean up everything neatly, and go straight into the wash. No more running around looking for tissues or ruining your bedsheets.
GIFT BOX PACKAGING - Delivered in a discreet, sleek, premium box. Clean presentation, zero embarrassment. Perfect for treating yourself or gifting someone else.
WHY THIS KIT IS A GAME-CHANGER
This isn’t a random bundle — it’s a full routine, designed to eliminate every common stress point around intimacy.
• You prep properly: The Ultimate Douche Kit gives you method, control, and reliability.
• You stay fresh: The Cleansing Gel balances the skin and prevents irritation.
• You play comfortably: Raw Silk ensures smooth, confident movement.
• You reset easily: Bed Locker Towels handle the clean-up without killing the mood.
It’s everything you need, in one place, built for men who want to feel ready, relaxed, and fully confident every time. A routine that gives you control, reduces anxiety, and supports comfort from the first step to the last.
This bundle does more than tidy up your prep — it gives you peace of mind, which is the real luxury.
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WHY THIS KIT
Clean prep shouldn’t be stressful. This 3-in-1 kit gives you shower, tap, and bulb options in one sleek setup so you’re ready in any bathroom, any trip, any situation.
WHATS INSIDE
• Premium shower douche attachment with 3 interchangeable nozzles
• Bidet-style faucet/tap attachment with secure metal clasp + 1.7m hose
• Bulb douche for quick, simple rinsing and travel
FEATURES
• Three complete cleaning systems in one
• Full control over pressure & temperature from your own tap or shower
• Choose your method depending on time and preference
• Three nozzle sizes for customised comfort
• Long hose for easy movement and positioning
• Travel-ready bulb douche for weekends away
• All parts detach for quick cleaning & drying
• Secure fit for most round/cylinder-shaped taps
MATERIALS & QUALITY
MATERIALS & QUALITY
Chrome metal fittings
Smooth silicone bulb
Durable, flexible hose
All shipped discreetly in minimal packaging.
THE RESULT
A cleaner, faster, more reliable prep routine—without the mess, stress, or uncertainty.
Just peace of mind, every time.
FAQs
Will this fit my tap or shower?
The kit fits most round or cylinder-shaped taps found in bathrooms and bathtubs. It won’t fit square or unusually shaped taps. If you’re unsure, send us a photo of your tap — we’ll confirm before you buy.
Is it safe to use?
Yes. The kit uses low, controllable water pressure, and the nozzles are smooth, rounded, and comfortable. It’s designed specifically for gentle, hygienic douching.
How do I control the water pressure?
You control the pressure using your tap or shower handle, just like normal. Start low, increase slowly, and stop when you feel clean. No surprises.
How do I clean the kit?
All parts detach easily. Rinse with warm soapy water after each use. Dry fully before storing. The metal head and silicone pieces are designed for repeated long-term use.
Is it discreet?
Yes. The kit is compact and easy to store. Packaging is 100% discreet — no branding on the outside.
Can I travel with it?
Absolutely. Every part disconnects and fits neatly into a small bag. Perfect for trips, weekends away, and discreet carrying.
How long before sex should I douche?
Most people douche 30–60 minutes before. A gentle rinse with the right pressure keeps you clean without irritation.
Does it come with different nozzles?
Yes — three interchangeable nozzles so you can choose the size and style you prefer.
Is this better than a standard bulb?
Yes. A bulb pushes water in one squeeze — this kit gives you steady, controlled flow, better hygiene, and a much more comfortable clean.
What if it doesn’t fit my tap?
If it doesn’t work with your setup, we’ll replace it or refund you. No hassle.
Bought this for weekends away and it’s honestly perfect. Everything fits easily in my bag and the quality is unreal. Takes the guesswork out of getting ready.
Such a smart bundle. The douche kit is already great, but adding the gel, towels, and lube makes this feel like a full ritual instead of random products thrown together. Really impressed.
Didn’t realise how convenient it is having everything in one place. Prep → clean → clean-up is literally sorted. Makes the whole routine smoother and way less stressful.